I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
“To a human, shipping one’s friends would be creepy and invasive. Since the trolls need to have partners by adulthood or be culled, Nepeta’s shipping is actually a public service; she’s trying to ensure they will be safe.”
Oh man, I hadn’t thought about it like that before.
Oooh, now that sheds a whole new light on that habit.
That is so cute and morbid at the same time.
So my dad has deer cameras installed near his hunting spot and it doesn’t move, but this was the only pic to have this. Ignore the deer derping, theres a mutherfuckin ghost being dragged to hell behind it.
I was once told that deer can be thought to take souls to the afterlife. I was told a story of a coworker’s friend who had had a deep connection to nature. He sat outside his cabin home looking to the creek that flowed behind it. He locked sights with many deer in his life, and told his friends (after discovering he had cancer) that he hoped that someday, the gentle creatures would guide him into the afterlife.
The night of his death, family and friends gathered around him in his home. He passed away gently- but the family looked up to see three deer peering through the window. A powerful buck and two does.
They soon left, taking the warmth of the man’s life with them.
SCHOOL IS SOON
THAT MEANS HOMEWORK
I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.
dinner guest: this pizza is delicious! whats your secret?
me: i made it with love lol
*1 hour earlier*
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING